Stared in the Mirror and Punched it to Shatters,

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THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

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This makes a lot more sense

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Anonymous asked:

Can you describe/explain the romanticism of death within the gothic subculture? (Idk if it should be here or a video, idk) thanks :)

thegothicalice answered:

I could do it as a video I suppose? The short of it is “gothic” is a part of the Romantic movement which had a great fascination with the correlation between life and death (hence memento mori - death photography, mourning jewelry, spiritualism, occultists and graveyard picnics all propagated by Victorian society a little later on). Poets like Byron and Shelley, and probably more than anyone, Mary Shelley (duh, miss “creator of modern science fiction as we know it” and ultimate Goth Goal for sheer spooky points) pontificated on the nature of death extensively, especially in the wake of lots of atheistic ideas amongst intellectuals of the time.
Of course, there’s Poe and his whole melancholy approach that is tinted with the type of sorrow that begins to look at death in another way, somewhere between the inevitable enemy and the needed friend, as a different approach across the pond.

So, fast forward more than a hundred years. The Doors and the Velvet Underground write music about the line between fear and fascination with death. Move forward a few more years, other bands do the same, and have listeners that are often of a literary nature like the song writers. They’re familiar with the lonely souls of Poe and Byron and the ideas of the Romantic movement, but with fashion and music to go with the books. The memento mori fad of the 19th century comes to the 20th century, just on a smaller scale. You can add in the whole monsters/vampires thing as fanciful defeating death and embracing difference too, as such creatures were misfits (as many goths tend to be towards the general public). But that part I kind of covered a few times.

Anyway. Hope that kind of answers the question?

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit
This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

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hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

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hes been in cocoon for 10 days now
🎉🐛🎉

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let me know how he’s doing soon

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HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

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hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

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CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

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serious post here.

i saw someone post about this previously but it didn’t get enough publicity for my liking so i’m going to pitch in with spreading it about because it’s a damn good idea.

as we’ve all heard, halloween this year is a pretty dreadful thought because of all the reports of clown sightings and trying to lure children away for nefarious reasons. now, as worn out as the joke is, hear this out. it was proposed we twist the infamous “skeleton war” into something positive this year since a growing percentage of teenagers and young adults know the joke.

what does that mean for you? the following:

if you’re an adult or older teenager who can handle themselves in a possible stressful situation, dress up as a skeleton or other type of ghoul for halloween and patrol the streets. pass out candy along the way if you want, just don’t scare the kids. if you see any suspicious activity, report it to the police! the goal is, you want to function the same as a volunteer neighborhood watch for the night and provide vigilant eyes for any kids out on their own.

remember, the point of a watch is to look out for danger, not solve it unless a life is immediately at risk. in case of a emergency, tempting as it is, do not engage anyone lurking around, you cannot be sure they are not armed. if you need direct action, transition your focus instead to quickly directing children away from the scene and towards safety.

i’m sure someone could word this better or provide more ideas, but that’s the gist of it. feel free to add your own ideas to this.

and to anyone going trick or treating this year, stay safe, and happy halloween.

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Do me a favor and imagine yourself in a white room.

Got it? Okay. Your entire life can fit inside of it. Now categorize everything. Put your childhood in a corner, your dreams on the ceiling, your upsets on the floor, and your accomplishments on the walls. Now, imagine yourself holding a can of paint in your favorite color. Still with me? Good. Now spin around and splash the hell out of that room. Really get into it. So, now you’re standing in a room with your childhood in a corner, your dreams on the ceiling, your upsets on the floor, and your accomplishments on the walls—and everything is blotched with paint. You know what each paint stain is? That, my friends, is where happiness can be found in your life. It’s everywhere and anywhere. What we do in this life is the key—how we spend the allotted time we have. Happiness is those moments that make you smile, that make you feel like all is right, that make you laugh until you wheeze, that make you feel the warmth of living. It’s anything and everything. It isn’t waiting for you at the end of your journey. So, veer off the beaten path. Get lost in yourself. Wander through all the paint. Get dirty. Spread your fingerprints all over this life. And let yourself be happy.
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STORY TIME:

I work in a decent sized, local, indie bookstore. It’s a great job 99% of the time and a lot of our customers are pretty neat people. Any who, middle of the day this little old lady comes up. She’s lovably kooky. She effuses how much she loves the store and how she wishes she could spend more time in it but her husband is waiting in the car (OH! I BETTER BUY HIM SOME CHOCOLATE!), she piles a bunch of art supplies on the counter and then stops and tells me how my bangs are beautiful and remind her of the ocean (“Wooooosh” she says, making a wave gesture with her hand)

Ok. I think to myself. Awesomely happy, weird little old ladies are my favorite kind of customer. They’re thrilled about everything and they’re comfortably bananas. I can have a good time with this one. So we chat and it’s nice.

Then this kid, who’s been up my counter a few times to gather his school textbooks, comes up in line behind her (we’re connected to a major university in the city so we have a lot of harried students pass through). She turns around to him and, out of nowhere, demands that he put his textbooks on the counter. He’s confused but she explains that she’s going to buy his textbooks.

He goes sheetrock white. He refuses and adamantly insists that she can’t do that. It’s like, $400 worth of textbooks. She, this tiny old woman, bodily takes them out of her hands, throws them on the counter and turns to me with a intense stare and tells me to put them on her bill. The kid at this point is practically in tears. He’s confused and shocked and grateful. Then she turns to him and says “you need chocolate.” She starts grabbing handfuls of chocolates and putting them in her pile.

He keeps asking her “why are you doing this?” She responds “Do you like Harry Potter?" and throws a copy of the new Cursed Child on the pile too.

Finally she’s done and I ring her up for a crazy amount of money. She pays and asks me to please give the kid a few bags for his stuff. While I’m bagging up her merchandise the kid hugs her. We’re both telling her how amazing she is and what an awesome thing she’s done. She turns to both of us and says probably one of the most profound, unscripted things I’ve ever had someone say:

"It’s important to be kind. You can’t know all the times that you’ve hurt people in tiny, significant ways. It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.”

The kid thanks her again and leaves. I tell her again how awesome she is. She’s staring out the door after him and says to me: “My son is a homeless meth addict. I don’t know what I did. I see that boy and I see the man my son could have been if someone had chosen to be kind to him at just the right time.”

I’ve bagged up all her stuff and at this point am super awkward and feel like I should say something but I don’t know what. Then she turns to me and says: I wish I could have bangs like that but my darn hair is just too curly.“ And leaves.

And that is the story of the best customer I’ve ever had. Be kind to somebody today.

Welcome to society

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Welcome to society,
We hope you enjoy your stay,
And please feel free to be yourself,
As long as it’s in the right way.

Make sure you love your body,
Not too much or we’ll tear you down,
We’ll bully you for smiling,
And then wonder why you frown.

We’ll tell you that you’re worthless,
That you shouldn’t make a sound,
And then cry with all the others,
As you’re buried in the ground.

You can fall in love with anyone,
As long as it’s who we choose,
And we’ll let you have your opinions,
But please shape them to our view.

Welcome to society,
We promise that we won’t deceive,
And one more rule now that you’re here,
There’s no way you can leave.

- e.h.